1 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,470 People I'd love to kill... 2 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,390 ♪ 3 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:24,900 Manspreaders. 4 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:32,280 I mean, yeah, that's what he said to me. 5 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,070 - Donna in the minimarket. - ...he was saying. 6 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,530 Who is never happy to help. 7 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,120 ...all up in my face... 8 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,040 You've got an alligator in your garden, and what? 9 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,000 - Ahh. - How big is it? 10 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:47,170 Norman from work. 11 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:49,040 No, I can't put that on the front page. 12 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,380 For failing to acknowledge my potential. 13 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:56,470 Jeff from work. 14 00:00:58,390 --> 00:01:00,850 For having zero spatial awareness. 15 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:01,970 Ah! 16 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:08,940 Night! 17 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,360 Actually, everybody at work. 18 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:23,910 People who have sex with you 19 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,330 and then only reply to your texts with emojis. 20 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:32,960 ♪ 21 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:38,510 My sister, Seren, for leaving me on read, 22 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,350 on my phone, and in my life in general. 23 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,850 ♪ 24 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:47,810 Our mum, for leaving 25 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,860 and forgetting to tell us where she went. 26 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,610 And forever at the top of my list, 27 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,070 Julia Blenkingsopp. 28 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,570 Did you hear Rhiannon died? 29 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,450 Oh, no. I, I didn't- 30 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,040 Who subjected me 31 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,870 to a relentless campaign of psychological abuse. 32 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,250 Eroding my self-worth and general context in the world. 33 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,250 Oh my god, do you smell that? It smells like decay! 34 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,090 She's so weird. 35 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:18,010 Julia Blenkingsopp, 36 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:20,850 for making me pull so much of my hair out, 37 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,300 that I had to wear a wig. 38 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:30,770 Julia Blenkingsopp, for turning me into a ghost. 39 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:36,990 Making me forever invisible, and afraid. 40 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,370 And I'd kill my dad... 41 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,740 for dying. 42 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,960 And leaving me to deal with everything alone. 43 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,540 Dad? Dad?! 44 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,210 Nur-?! Nurse?! 45 00:02:58,130 --> 00:02:59,630 Nurse! Oh, excuse me! 46 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:04,220 I pulled out the wire. 47 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,810 - You prick! - No, you're too easy. 48 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:07,930 Oh. 49 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,730 - You alright? - Yeah. 50 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:17,900 All right. Got you some bits. 51 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:21,780 Yes! Give me my, knife, would you. 52 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,160 Yeah. 53 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,490 Here you go. 54 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,490 Thanks. What happened there? 55 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,460 Ah, just tea. 56 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,920 Jeff, uh, bumped into me. 57 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,460 It was an accident. 58 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,170 You let people take the piss. 59 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:39,550 You need to learn to stand up for yourself. 60 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:41,090 I know. 61 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,680 Ah, don't just say you know. Do it. 62 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:47,680 I'm serious, Rhiannon. 63 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:51,020 Don't let people walk all over you. 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,060 Make 'em see you, how you are. 65 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,820 How special you are. 66 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,400 Just be more... 67 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,370 RAHR! 68 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,630 You trying to kill me? 69 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,470 You sound worse. 70 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,760 Has anyone been in to see you today? 71 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:32,690 I told you, 72 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:33,850 someone will be with you as soon as they're available. 73 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,190 - Excuse me? - Come on! 74 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,940 - It will take you two minutes! - Sorry, can I? 75 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,190 - This isn't good enough. - Um- 76 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,530 I pay for your fucking wages! 77 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:42,860 Oh! Can I have a raise then? 78 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,780 My mate wants a mini trifle, 79 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:45,860 so he should get a mini fucking trifle! 80 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,070 Don't speak to me like that, sir. 81 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,200 - Sorry, I, I just need, um- - Hey, I'm talking to you! 82 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,200 Hi, excuse me? 83 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:52,500 Fine, I'll do it myself then... 84 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,540 And myself... 85 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:57,210 - You can't go-- - My dad, um-... 86 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,250 for being so helpless without him. 87 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,180 He's crashing... 88 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:09,050 For letting him down, again. 89 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,640 People I'd love to kill... 90 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,480 Everyone. 91 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,480 ♪ Swallow my tongue back of my throat, 92 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,190 ♪ Like it's finite ♪ 93 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,650 ♪ Only so long I can chew till I choke ♪ 94 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,570 ♪ Hide in plain sight ♪ 95 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,700 ♪ What have you done my rabbit run ♪ 96 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:54,240 ♪ Caught in the headlights ♪ 97 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:03,710 ♪ And I'm bigger now ♪ 98 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,300 ♪ Oh ♪ 99 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,760 ♪ So say my name like I'm 10 feet tall ♪ 100 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,550 ♪ Bow your head like I'm royal ♪ 101 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:18,520 ♪ And every day that I get older ♪ 102 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,230 ♪ Bow your head like I'm royal ♪ 103 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:26,110 ♪ I guess my blood's running colder ♪ 104 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,110 ♪ 105 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:45,460 You look nice. 106 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,140 Tommy will be so missed, 107 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,260 and not just by the people whose extensions he didn't finish 108 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,060 before he fell ill. 109 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,390 Oh, what time d'you call this? 110 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:05,400 As I was saying, Tommy will be missed. 111 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,570 Hi. 112 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,820 But he'll be missed most by his family. 113 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,070 I thought you weren't coming. 114 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,030 The flight was delayed. 115 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,530 Daughter Seren, mother to his only grandchild, Noel. 116 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:15,950 Son in law, Xavier. 117 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,450 Daughter and carer, Rhian. 118 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:19,750 - That's not my name. - Shhh. 119 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:22,410 And not to mention his dedicated employees, 120 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:26,460 Andrew, Craig and Shaun, whom he saw as family. 121 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,840 And all the other friends, colleagues and clients, 122 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,130 who have come to say goodbye one final time. 123 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:35,510 And now, 124 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,390 to play Tommy out of this life and onto whatever awaits, 125 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:41,480 is a cover of a song by his favorite artist, 126 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,940 Bruce Springsteen. 127 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:46,360 Because Tommy was, 'A Boss' too. 128 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:48,980 Literally. 129 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,240 He ran a limited company and employed three other people. 130 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,700 I told him to say that. 131 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,200 Tommy, this one's for you. 132 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,660 Carefully chosen by... 133 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,080 Rhian. 134 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,630 ♪ Hey little girl, is your daddy home? ♪ 135 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:11,460 ♪ Did he go away and leave you all alone? ♪ 136 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,800 ♪ I got a bad desire ♪ 137 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,140 That's actually quite nice. 138 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:22,270 ♪ Oh, oh, oh I'm on fire ♪ 139 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,190 He- he said he'd haunt me if I didn't. 140 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:30,230 ♪ Tell me now baby, is he good to you? ♪ 141 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,320 ♪ And does he do to you the things that I do? ♪ 142 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,110 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 143 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:38,780 ♪ I can take you higher ♪ 144 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:45,460 ♪ Oh, oh, oh I'm on fire ♪ 145 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:51,500 - Thank you. - Oh, uh, thank you. 146 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,510 - Very sorry. - Thank you. 147 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:58,220 - So sorry, Rhian. - Uh, it's actually... 148 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,720 Rhiannon. 149 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:01,220 So sorry. 150 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:17,780 What is she doing here? 151 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,740 She moved back. She wanted to pay her respects. 152 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:24,580 ♪ I step on you ♪ 153 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,170 ♪ To sip on fire ♪ 154 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,250 ♪ I got this feeling ♪ 155 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,210 ♪ That I can't go back ♪ 156 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,800 ♪ I got this feeling ♪ 157 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,920 ♪ That I can't go back ♪ 158 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:38,340 ♪ I burn my eyes ♪ 159 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:53,980 Oh, Julia! 160 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:57,780 Um, excuse me? 161 00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:00,660 There are a lot of dirty glasses on our table. 162 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,530 Oh, okay, um... 163 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,660 Hi, Aunty Brenda it's... 164 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:11,250 Rhiannon. Tommy's daughter. 165 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,540 Oh. 166 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:13,880 Are you the one that lives in France? 167 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,000 No, that's Seren. 168 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:17,130 I'm just... 169 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,760 here. 170 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,720 So, you don't work here? 171 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:22,970 No. 172 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,180 - She doesn't work here. - Oh no, really? 173 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,980 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, steady on. 174 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,480 - Oh hi! Hi. - Oh, hi- 175 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:34,770 Uhh... 176 00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,070 It was really nice of you to come. 177 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:42,740 No, yeah, like, obviously. You know, Tommy was like, yeah. 178 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,290 - Anyway- - So, how have you been? 179 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:49,120 - Sorry, what's that? - Sorry. 180 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,620 I was just asking how you've been. 181 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,790 Ah, um... 182 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,840 I'm pretty sad actually. 183 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,130 Yeah... 184 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,760 Yeah, me too. 185 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,720 Anyway um, it was good to see you. 186 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:12,810 - Yeah. - I should deliver these. 187 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:16,270 Oh maybe we could get coffee or something, sometime? 188 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,230 Yeah... 189 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:19,650 yeah, okay. 190 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,110 I mean you've got my number, so. 191 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,990 Yeah but um, I don't know if it's working. 192 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,030 Does it end in two, seven, four? 193 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:26,870 Yeah, that's the one. 194 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,120 - Okay. - Cool. 195 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,080 - D'you want anything? - No thanks, babes. 196 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,830 I'll get, uh, red wine... 197 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,420 At school she made me think 198 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,840 I'd died and was just a ghost in a uniform. 199 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,170 Ah? What's that? 200 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,130 Nothing. 201 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,550 I should... 202 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,340 It was good seeing ya. 203 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,470 Bye. 204 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,100 You alright? Here we go. 205 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,020 - Julia. - Cheers. 206 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,020 - Cheers. - Cheers. 207 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,020 Cheers mate. 208 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,110 Sorry. 209 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,570 I got' em to do mini scotch eggs especially. 210 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,450 I only eat meat when I'm menstruating. 211 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,830 Oh, come on it's a special occasion. 212 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,960 Rhiannon, can you stop waving meat in my face! 213 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,540 Oh, sorry. Didn't see you. 214 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,420 There are like, zero vegetarian options. 215 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,960 Who the fuck eats iceberg lettuce? 216 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,550 You should have a word with whoever did the food, 217 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,890 looks like an impoverished child's birthday party. 218 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,390 Yeah Rhiannon, did you even send them my dietary requirements? 219 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:35,270 Oh my God, hi! It's been so long, hasn't it? 220 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,730 I mean, I haven't seen you since school! 221 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,030 So long ago. 222 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,530 We're all so different now, aren't we? 223 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,490 So how are you? What have you been up to? 224 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,040 Rhiannon!? 225 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:56,580 My dad died. 226 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,130 I'm so sorry for your loss. 227 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,210 Julia! 228 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,970 What? Pidge wants some chipolatas. 229 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,550 Excuse me. 230 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,100 Stop being weird. 231 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,380 Were you just gonna go? 232 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,380 I did look for you. 233 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:48,680 It was nice to catch up. 234 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,180 Yeah, I haven't seen the girls for ages! 235 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,510 They're all going for a reunion drink at SQR tomorrow. 236 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,220 You should go. 237 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,770 Are you joking? 238 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,230 What? 239 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:04,150 She pretended not to recognize me. 240 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:05,650 Julia? 241 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,240 Maybe she didn't. 242 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,990 Yeah, right. 243 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:15,790 Rhiannon, 244 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,660 we need to sell the house. 245 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,000 And the business probably. 246 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:24,920 What? 247 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,760 But I, but I live in the house! 248 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,260 There are other houses. 249 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,470 But this is dad's house! 250 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:35,850 Seren... 251 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,850 our home. 252 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,930 - You could always buy me out. - What with? 253 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,360 I'm an admin assistant. A bag of stationary?! 254 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,520 Well, Xav and I wanna buy a place, so... 255 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,030 Well, why don't you move back? 256 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,700 You could move back in, 257 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,530 and then we could all be like a little family. 258 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,570 It won't just be Tink and me- 259 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,530 Are you serious? 260 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:57,950 But where would I go? 261 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,370 All- all of dad's stuff- 262 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,210 Sorry. It's happening. 263 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,920 I've got an estate agent. Julia's doing it. 264 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,550 No. Seren. 265 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,420 Yes. Rhiannon, she's doing us a favor. 266 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,050 Her new place doesn't normally take anything 267 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,050 under a half a mill. 268 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,220 Seren, you can't let her- 269 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:16,180 Let's talk about it later, yeah. 270 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,220 - Seren, please! - I'll ring you. 271 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,140 I'll sort it. 272 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,270 Bye. 273 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,020 Okay. 274 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,190 This could be a good thing for you. 275 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:31,700 New start. 276 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,950 What?! Dad's dead! 277 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,320 I know. He was my dad, too. 278 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,580 You need to get over this Julia thing. 279 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,160 Go to SQR. You might have fun. 280 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,590 ♪ 281 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,220 People I'd love to kill. 282 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,430 Julia Blenkingsopp. 283 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,980 For getting to live the perfect life, 284 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,940 when she ruined mine. 285 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,440 And now coming back to do it all over again. 286 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:17,320 ♪ Destroy everything you touch today ♪ 287 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:21,120 ♪ Destroy me this way ♪ 288 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,460 ♪ Anything that may desert you ♪ 289 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:29,460 ♪ So it cannot hurt you ♪ 290 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:33,840 ♪ You only have to look behind you ♪ 291 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:37,260 ♪ At who's underlined you ♪ 292 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:42,470 ♪ Destroy everything you touch today ♪ 293 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,140 ♪ Destroy me this way ♪ 294 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:51,690 ♪ 295 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,210 Tink, come here. 296 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,560 ♪ Crying ♪ 297 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:14,150 ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 298 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,240 ♪ That's why I ♪ 299 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,000 - ♪ I don't cry ♪ - What? 300 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,120 ♪ That's why I ♪ 301 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,840 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 302 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880 Rahr! 303 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:27,010 ♪ 304 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,190 Morning! 305 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,030 I'm back. 306 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:45,950 People I'd love to kill... 307 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,870 My colleagues for failing to notice 308 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,580 there's been a woman sized hole on reception 309 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,790 for the last ten days. 310 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,670 My dad, for saying I should stand up for myself 311 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,680 and then dying. So now I have to. 312 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,640 Do I need pet insurance? No. 313 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,180 My boss, Norman. 314 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,300 Because I don't have any pets. 315 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,720 For only seeing me as a coat rack. 316 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:15,480 When I could be so much more. 317 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:30,620 - Oo! - Can I get a word, Norman? 318 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:34,460 Oh, oh, that's not for me! I was- Er, yeah, yeah... 319 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:35,870 Um... 320 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,630 What can I do for you? 321 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,840 I'd like to be considered for the Junior Reporter position. 322 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,340 Please. 323 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,930 O- kay... 324 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:50,050 Um, wasn't expecting that. 325 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,640 Um, what's brought this on? 326 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,480 I've been here a while now, and... 327 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,100 I thought it was time for a change. 328 00:21:57,270 --> 00:22:00,400 So, here is my CV for your perusal. 329 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,360 Oh... 330 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,400 Well you said when I started 331 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,070 there would be scope for progression 332 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,360 and um, I haven't actually uh, progressed. 333 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,820 But, I'd like to. 334 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,580 You don't have to read it now- 335 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,830 Yeah well, I've read it. It's quite short. 336 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,250 Well, I've been working on some story ideas 337 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,170 that could be good for us. 338 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,590 Um, for example, someone found a perfectly preserved cat 339 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,260 in the Carndale flats redevelopment. 340 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,390 I thought it could be a good uh, human interest story? 341 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,270 Or, um... 342 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,890 There's a residents meeting happening next week 343 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,190 about the surgery closures. 344 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,310 I could cover that. 345 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,030 Okay, there's, there's more, if you- 346 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,990 The thing is, Sweetpea. 347 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,240 I don't really see you in editorial. 348 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,040 Well cause, I'm not there yet, you know. 349 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,170 I'm over there, but I'd like to be, there. 350 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,500 The last pair I had, 351 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,250 the lens shattered 'cause I was cycling too fast. 352 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,000 And Jeff is... 353 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,670 - Great. - Yeah. 354 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,630 But, as Junior Reporter 355 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,140 I could focus on engaging my demographic. 356 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:15,220 Mmmm, it's just you don't have the umm... 357 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:18,600 to be uh... 358 00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:22,310 Y'know? You're a bit... 359 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,360 la, la, la, la, la... 360 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,780 You need to be, rahr! 361 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,360 So the question I would ask is, 362 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:35,990 do you have that killer instinct to uh, 363 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,080 do that, y'know, the job? 364 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,960 Well, maybe not now, but I can learn. 365 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,460 Well, you, you do that. And then we'll talk. 366 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:50,550 Good? 367 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:53,140 Was there something else? 368 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:57,430 Uh, no. Thank you. 369 00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:00,180 Oh, would you put these in the uh, 370 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,860 recycling, on your way out? 371 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,870 ♪ 372 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,480 Hi! Sorry. 373 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,530 Is this- 374 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:54,110 Are, are you reception? 375 00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:58,740 Um, administrative assistant. 376 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,700 Sorry. I'm AJ. 377 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:05,370 Pierce. Here- here to see Norman. 378 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,210 That's a serious bit of kit you got there. 379 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,460 Perfect for all those... 380 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,720 administrative emergencies. 381 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,680 There's nothing in here. 382 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,260 Um... 383 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:21,270 Hi! 384 00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:23,270 I can just go through. 385 00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:24,310 No! 386 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,600 S-sorry, he- he likes me to call f- 387 00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:28,520 Anthony, son! Get over here. 388 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,150 Thank you. 389 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,110 Fuck am I for then?! 390 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,700 Sorry, I didn't catch your name? 391 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:38,620 Oh uh, R-Rhiannon. 392 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:40,870 Thank you, Rhiannon. 393 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,000 Oh uh, that's fine. 394 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,080 You couldn't do us some teas could you, Sweetpea? 395 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,210 Ehhh... 396 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,710 How's your mum? 397 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,840 Saw her in the garden the other day. 398 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,550 Lovely top she had on. 399 00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:55,840 She's always so well turned out, isn't she? 400 00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:08,520 Fuck. 401 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,230 - Thanks for coming in. - What, no, thank you! 402 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,820 A minute of your time, folks! 403 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:20,870 I'd like to introduce you to AJ. 404 00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:22,370 Hello. 405 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:26,960 AJ will be our new junior reporter from tomorrow. 406 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,460 - What? - Be nice to him. 407 00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:32,210 Not too nice. Lana, I know what you're like. 408 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,010 - Lock up your daughters! - Uh no, lock up your... 409 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:39,800 - notepads. - And your mum! 410 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:41,050 His mum's lovely. 411 00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:42,720 Yeah. 412 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,890 Anyway, welcome. 413 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:48,600 And, uh, I'll show you out. That, that's out. 414 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,190 Yeah. 415 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,650 That was mine. 416 00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:08,620 What's the fucking point? 417 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,430 People I'd love to kill... 418 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:24,890 This fucking nepo-baby, 419 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:29,020 who thinks he's entitled to everything, including my job. 420 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,110 - Ahh! - Jesus, fuck! 421 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:15,110 Uh, sorry! 422 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:16,110 - What are you? - I was just- 423 00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:17,570 - Shat myself- - There's um... 424 00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:19,900 A... 425 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,400 A form. 426 00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:22,610 A form? 427 00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:26,030 Yeah like a, new employee form to fill out. 428 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,950 Oh- 429 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,950 And I don't have your email, so. 430 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,540 - Okay. - That's why I'm here. 431 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:34,250 - Can I have it? - Yeah, uh... 432 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,040 I think uh, 433 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:41,170 think Norman already has it but... 434 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:45,050 - There you go. - Thanks. 435 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,470 You- you must really like your job. 436 00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:50,980 Or I must really hate it 437 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,940 and need an excuse to get out of the office. 438 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:55,770 Um... 439 00:28:56,610 --> 00:29:00,690 This is gonna sound weird, but, did I take your job? 440 00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:07,240 Well, it's not my job is it? It's your job, so. 441 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,620 Okay. 442 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,870 So, congrats! 443 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:15,540 Bye. 444 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,670 Bye. 445 00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:27,640 You, are you okay, there? 446 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:29,970 Yeah. 447 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:33,770 Alright. 448 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,430 Ah, missed you. 449 00:30:29,910 --> 00:30:30,990 Fucks sake! 450 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:54,100 ♪ 451 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,480 Ow! 452 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:15,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 453 00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:17,160 No, no, no, no. 454 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:30,840 Tink. 455 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,400 Tink... 456 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:58,760 Hey Seren, hope France is good. Tink's dead now, too. 457 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:04,350 He's dead. And I um... 458 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,790 Please don't sell the house, Seren. 459 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,750 Please. It's my home. 460 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,090 She can't take this, too. 461 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,760 And you can tell Julia to just leave me alone. 462 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,090 I don't want her in the house. 463 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:37,090 I don't, I don't want her here. 464 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,430 And Dad wouldn't want it. 465 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,850 And he said, 466 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,230 I need to stop letting people take the piss. 467 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,900 So you can just tell her just- just fuck off! 468 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:52,150 She is not gonna ruin my life again! 469 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,450 Actually, I'll tell her. 470 00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:08,460 ♪ 471 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,260 Julia?! Julia! 472 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,770 Oh, Rhiannon! I didn't see you! 473 00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:07,140 What are you doing here? 474 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,350 Stop it. Okay? 475 00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:11,190 Stop what? 476 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,110 Are you okay? 477 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,860 Do you need a drink of water? 478 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,660 No, I don't need a drink of water. 479 00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:23,280 I need you to stay out of my house. 480 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,830 Okay, I don't want you in it! 481 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:27,200 Oh, babe. 482 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:29,870 You need to sort this out with your sister. 483 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,500 I'm just doing this for Seren. 484 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,380 Why me, Julia? 485 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:36,000 Sorry?! 486 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,300 Stop pretending that you don't know what you did. 487 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:42,470 I've no idea what you're talking- 488 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,180 You ruined my life! 489 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:49,140 I don't know who I am. 490 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,940 You, you made me nothing. 491 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:55,730 And you're back and you're doing it again now! 492 00:35:57,230 --> 00:35:59,650 You're selling my house. You killed my dog. 493 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:03,910 My life is shit because of you! So just stop, okay. 494 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:05,080 Stop! 495 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:13,170 Babe, I'm not in your life. So all the shit, that's on you. 496 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:17,550 You didn't exist to me then, and you don't now. 497 00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:19,510 Delusional. 498 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,050 It's like you're obsessed with me. 499 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,300 It's fucking creepy. 500 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,460 You're not still doing that, are you? 501 00:36:57,630 --> 00:36:59,840 Bedtime I think, Rhiannon. 502 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,880 - What's going on, babe? - Oh, nothing. 503 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,760 You made me this way. 504 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:28,280 She was like that at school. Always making stuff up. 505 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,540 I think she's just lonely. 506 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:58,120 Shit without you. 507 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,650 Oh! What the fuck?! 508 00:39:20,810 --> 00:39:22,770 Whoa, didn't see ya'. 509 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,370 - Ah, what the fuck?! - D'you see me now?! 510 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,330 I'll fucking end you, you stupid bitch! 511 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,460 You fucking cut me! 512 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,170 My fucking shirt! I love this shirt! 513 00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:52,510 Oh, you're fucked. You are so fucked. 514 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:54,600 You are so fucking- 515 00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:09,030 Do you see me now? 516 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:12,700 Do you see me now? 517 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,290 Do you see me now? 518 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,110 Ah- 519 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,510 RAHHHHHHRRRRRRRR! 520 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,650 ♪ It was a Wednesday ♪ 521 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:51,150 ♪ I got the Kool-Aid ♪ 522 00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:52,480 ♪ I hear the kick drum ♪ 523 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,030 ♪ Talking to my baby ♪ 524 00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:55,650 ♪ I wanna feel the ocean ♪ 525 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:56,950 ♪ Put on my suntan lotion ♪ 526 00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:58,360 ♪ I see the sun glow ♪ 527 00:42:58,530 --> 00:43:00,120 ♪ Water moving slow motion ♪ 528 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,570 ♪ I got a beach chair ♪ 529 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,830 ♪ I see the blonde hair ♪ 530 00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:04,490 ♪ Kick up my feet there ♪ 531 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:06,000 ♪ I feel the cool air ♪ 532 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,500 ♪ The breeze is nice now ♪ 533 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:08,830 ♪ I'll tell you right now ♪ 534 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,330 ♪ I sip my Kool-Aid ♪ 535 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,170 ♪ I'm feeling better now ♪ 536 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,260 ♪ Do I need a vacation? ♪ 537 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,050 ♪ Just need to get away for a while ♪ 538 00:43:18,050 --> 00:43:20,590 ♪ Wait, did I forget my sunglasses? ♪ 539 00:43:20,970 --> 00:43:23,050 ♪ Nope Got 'em ♪ 540 00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,680 ♪ I paint my nails pink ♪ 541 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:27,140 ♪ They're in the sand though ♪ 542 00:43:27,310 --> 00:43:28,480 ♪ I hear the old soul ♪ 543 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,150 ♪ Coming out my radio ♪ 544 00:43:30,310 --> 00:43:31,400 ♪ I see a young boy ♪ 545 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,020 ♪ Hanging on a rope swing ♪ 546 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:34,400 ♪ He gets a nosebleed ♪ 547 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,480 ♪ And I hear the gull sing ♪